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‘SING TO ME GODDESS! SING OF THE BORINGNESS OF WAR EPICS AND THE UNCESSARILY LONG DESCRIPTIONS OF PEOPLES ARMOUR AND ALL THAT OTHER CRAP’ EVER GOT BORED OF THE TRADITIONAL WAR STORY FORMAT? FELT DISSASTIFIED WITH THE HOMOEROTICISM THAT NEVER PAYS OFF? THE LONG POINTY STICKS AND EVEN LONGER MANLY SILENCES? YOU ARE NOT ALONE. JOIN APHRODITE, OUR RECKLESS NARRATOR, ON A JOURNEY THROUGH THE EPIC HIGHS AND LOWS OF GREEK MYTHOLOGY, AS SHE TELLS US WHAT EXACTLY WE HAVE ALL BEEN GETTING WRONG ABOUT THE TROJAN WAR.
ALONG WITH AN ENTIRE PANTHEON OF GODS AND HEROES, THE RELENTLESS GODDESS OF BEAUTY SHAPES HISTORY WITH HER POWER OF LOVE, EXPOSING THE MOST OBVIOUS ROM-COM LURKING BEHIND ALL THE BLOODSHED! WITH THE ALL-KNOWING GODDESS OF WISDOM, ATHENA AT HER SIDE, WATCH AS APHRODITE GOES ON A JOURNEY OF SELF-DISCOVERY, ULTIMATELY LEARNING THAT LOVE MAY NOT BE ALL YOU NEED.

Content and Accessibility Warnings for this show:
The age rating for this show is indicated at 16+. Contains frequent severe adult language (16+), addresses adult content (13+), and minimal violence (10+).
This show contains Violence, Death/dying, Sexualized content, Strong language, Sudden/loud noises, and Strobing (flashing) lights, and mentions of Abuse, Animal cruelty/death, and Sexism/misogyny.

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Where does the event happen? Teviot Underground, Teviot Row House, Edinburgh

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The purchase of this pass gives you admission to this event, plus FREE admission to all other FoNTS events. You still need to book your tickets for each show, but they will be 100% free of charge. We only have a limited amount of seating, so if the seats fill out quickly pass holders might need to stand. Non-transferrable.

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Original price: £8.00 New price: £7.00

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Original price: £14.00 New price: £12.00

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